Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

alt-j:

kim k takes selfies with such finesse and lack of shame it’s inspiring honestly I look up to her

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese